ROO WE ARE?
You know that moment when Marc Guéhi (next England Captain?) drops to his knees to thank God - win or lose; or when Ebere Eze points upward after curling one into the top corner? Or when Alisson Becker sprints the full length of the pitch, arms raised, because sometimes joy just overflows?
Yeah. That’s us every time someone buys a Figuroo.
Not because of the sale - but because we know what football
means. It’s Saturdays with your dad. Midweek under the lights. New kits. Old
heroes. Shared moments that stick with you long after the final whistle.
We’re not all the same at Officially Unofficial, but we are built on the same values. Gratitude. integrity. Doing things properly. Plus, a slightly stubborn belief
that people matter more than profit margins. That if you’re going to make
something for fans, you make it properly.
We’re total anoraks for the game. Obsessed with kits,
tactics, tiny details, the stuff most people don’t notice but fans always do.
We’re also geeks in our own lanes - designers, paper engineers, builders,
storytellers and lifelong supporters who still get a buzz from old stadiums or fresh kits.
Figuroos is what happens when you mix all of that together:
faith‑shaped values, sport‑shaped passion, and a team who genuinely loves what
they do.
So, if you’re wondering who we are? We’re the ones
celebrating like it’s the 95th minute because you decided to build something
fun.
And honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way.
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VISION
To reinvent what a figurine can be: personal, playful, planet‑friendly and affordable for all, so our custom characters become a normal part of everyday gifting.
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MISSION
To boldly go where no figurine has gone before. Mostly shelves, occassionally desks, even on top of the loo. We are not picky.
MEET THE TEAM
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Chris - Club Chairman & Head Coach
- Owns the vision
- Sets match strategy
- Makes final calls
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Christine - Player Welfare & Club Registrar
- Manages contracts & payments
- Keeps a close eye on discipline
- Ensures everyone is eligible to play
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David - Marketing & Press
- Shapes our story
- Lives & breathes the fanbase
- Turns gossip into headlines
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Rob - Tech, performance and systems
- Runs the tech engine
- Code whisperer
- Keeps everything match ready
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Luke - Team Kit designer
- Creates the match kit designs
- Attention-to-detail maestro
- Walking football encyclopedia