The 'figuroo'
A massive 30cm paper legend that shows off your football fandom in full glory. Pick your GOATS shirt. Personalise the face, hair and name/number.
Build it. Display it. Brag about it.
Designed by You. Printed by us.
Loved by everyone who sees it.
But how big is a Figuroo?
We thought you might ask. So we lined up three football legends - Dennis, Lucas and Peter - so you can see for yourself.
At 30cm tall, it's not just big - it's gift worthy, shelf-dominating and definitely not subtle. Perfect for mates, family or just yourself (because YES, you deserve one).
Figuroo, under the microscope
What makes Figuroos so brilliant?
- One BILLION+ hair and facial feature combinations,
- 44 Premier League & Championship HOME kits,
- League 1 & 2 launch early 2026, plus AWAY & RETRO kits too!
- A BIGGER than BIG figurine that stands tall.
- rigid and strong 300gsm card for durability.
NOW TO MAKE it really personal
Add your name - or theirs - and a number to the back of your Figuroo.
Whether it's a nickname, lucky digits or a tribute to your favourite player, it's yours to choose.
Because nothing says "I saw this and thought of you" like a 30cm paper legend lookalike with your name on it.
Greatest Of All Time Shirts
GOATS
We employ some of the best football shirt designers - the kind who’ve shaped the game’s biggest kits - to create our GOATS range: Greatest Of All Time Shirts, made for Figuroos and the fans who love them.
These aren’t replicas; they’re collectable tributes, designed with reverence and a wink. Each shirt carries our subtle goat-head motif and a GOATS badge on the sleeve - our way of honouring the originals while proudly doing our own thing.
It’s kit design with soul, built to spark memories, start chants, and stand out on a shelf.